Nutritionists either bore me or freak me out, in my personal experience.  This one freaked me out. 

Apparently, I need to eat more.

Now, if you are reading this blog chances are good that I weigh a lot more than you.  Except the Badger, who is a reassuring 6’7”.  I’ve always been substantial.  Never, ever have I been told to eat more.  The irony is, I’m too tired to cook (and I love to cook) and have no appetite (wha?).

Yeah, I apparently dropped 30 kg since Halloween.  That’s over 60 lbs for you Amuricans.  Even my cheap-arse Old Navy clothes are swimming on me.

Right now I am pouring a Slim Fast protein shake down my throat and squeezing a hand strengthener to build muscle.  No more girly arms for me!

Sigh.  I’m still kinda fat, though.