Nutritionists either bore me or freak me out, in my personal experience. This one freaked me out.
Apparently, I need to eat more.
Now, if you are reading this blog chances are good that I weigh a lot more than you. Except the Badger, who is a reassuring 6’7”. I’ve always been substantial. Never, ever have I been told to eat more. The irony is, I’m too tired to cook (and I love to cook) and have no appetite (wha?).
Yeah, I apparently dropped 30 kg since Halloween. That’s over 60 lbs for you Amuricans. Even my cheap-arse Old Navy clothes are swimming on me.
Right now I am pouring a Slim Fast protein shake down my throat and squeezing a hand strengthener to build muscle. No more girly arms for me!
Sigh. I’m still kinda fat, though.