Bizarro Patient Zero

From my old pal Josh via Facebook:

“Anyway, I have an idea for a costume type thing. It would make everyone in the operating room very uncomfortable but I think it would be hilarious.

So right before you go into surgery, have someone put big “X”s on your eyelids. So when you are in surgery and out like a light, you look cartoony dead. Also, sneak in a fart machine and give someone in the nearby waiting room the remote.”