Bizarro Patient Zero

November 2011

2 posts

I'm Home! But too sore to be adorably witty.

So here’s some brief fun facts about my rectal cancer surgery.

1. Number of days inpatient: 7
2. Number of days in ICU: 4.5
3. Number of blood units infused: 2
4. Number of incisions/openings: 4
5. Number of stacked up containers of apple juice and jello (max): 6.

More later!

Nov 9, 20115 notes

#rectal cancer #surgery

Nov 9, 20114 notes

#surgery #ouch #rectal cancer